AO3 Numbers Meme
Mar. 8th, 2025 11:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Rules: give us the links to your fics with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the fewest words.
Most hits: Such Brainsick Fantasies lmao! An old Harry Potter/Lily Evans fanfic where Harry finds an old hair of Lily's and uses it to make Polyjuice Potion, then masturbates in front of a mirror. It's got something like 17,000 hits and ~100 kudos, which is ... fair XD
Second most kudos: The Light Fails and the Fog Rolls In, a Broadchurch fic, Alec Hardy/Ellie Miller hurt/comfort. NGL I haven't reread this fic in ages but I think it's a pretty solid choice. Worth noting here that at one point I orphaned like a whole year's worth of fics, including all my early OFMD fics - if those were still available in stats, I think this one would be way lower down. I was writing Gentlebeard like, right as Season 1 was coming out. You can imagine what that did to my stats. 1,280 kudos.
Third most comments: Signal Lost // Contact Regained, a gen Thrawn fic set after Star Wars: Rebels. My top three for comments were all big, meaty Thrawn multichaps. That fandom was absolutely great for comments. SLCR has 290.
Fourth most bookmarks: This was also SLCR, so I went to fifth-most bookmarks instead. Lean On Me, an OFMD S2 fic, Izzy Hands/Lucius Spriggs. It's got 87 public bookmarks and 179 in total!
Fifth most words: From Grace, a Thrawn commission from NadiaYar, Thrawn/Hera. Super creepy, controversial, dark fic, but it got a ton of love from the community. 51K.
Least words: Blue Fire, an Azula-focused ATLA fic with only 13 words. It's a haiku!
BONUS:
Sixth most subscriptions: (checks AO3) (sees that the fic with the sixth-most subscriptions is from 2016 for Once Upon a Time) Nevermind :^)
Most hits: Such Brainsick Fantasies lmao! An old Harry Potter/Lily Evans fanfic where Harry finds an old hair of Lily's and uses it to make Polyjuice Potion, then masturbates in front of a mirror. It's got something like 17,000 hits and ~100 kudos, which is ... fair XD
Second most kudos: The Light Fails and the Fog Rolls In, a Broadchurch fic, Alec Hardy/Ellie Miller hurt/comfort. NGL I haven't reread this fic in ages but I think it's a pretty solid choice. Worth noting here that at one point I orphaned like a whole year's worth of fics, including all my early OFMD fics - if those were still available in stats, I think this one would be way lower down. I was writing Gentlebeard like, right as Season 1 was coming out. You can imagine what that did to my stats. 1,280 kudos.
Third most comments: Signal Lost // Contact Regained, a gen Thrawn fic set after Star Wars: Rebels. My top three for comments were all big, meaty Thrawn multichaps. That fandom was absolutely great for comments. SLCR has 290.
Fourth most bookmarks: This was also SLCR, so I went to fifth-most bookmarks instead. Lean On Me, an OFMD S2 fic, Izzy Hands/Lucius Spriggs. It's got 87 public bookmarks and 179 in total!
Fifth most words: From Grace, a Thrawn commission from NadiaYar, Thrawn/Hera. Super creepy, controversial, dark fic, but it got a ton of love from the community. 51K.
Least words: Blue Fire, an Azula-focused ATLA fic with only 13 words. It's a haiku!
BONUS:
Sixth most subscriptions: (checks AO3) (sees that the fic with the sixth-most subscriptions is from 2016 for Once Upon a Time) Nevermind :^)